So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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