i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Houston, we have a squirter
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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