Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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