Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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