New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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