I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
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