They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize
