GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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