Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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