There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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