ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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