i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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