Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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