her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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