Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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