When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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