I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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