You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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