Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
the liver wants what the liver wants
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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