Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
how do flat chested girls get laid?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Randomize
