Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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