Three words: puerto rican gang bang
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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