walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
Randomize