My balls are so social today.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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