i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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