She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i think my mom watched the whole time
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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