make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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