I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'm having to shit out rocks
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