just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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