How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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