We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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