Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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