Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
What a dumb baby whore.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Let's get the cat blown out
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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