UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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