his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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