ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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