whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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