Just fell off a train. Bad.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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