i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
smell my finger.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Randomize
