i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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