you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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