love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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