I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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