There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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