Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
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