I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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