I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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