I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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