you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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