Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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