The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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