Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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